Thursday, March 18, 2010

Happy Friday

”Friday ummm...that's supposed to be the Friday Follow picture...
Friday Follow ok that's better!
Happy Friday!  We are driving to visit Graydon, brother-in-law to be who is really sick in the hospital.  Check out past post for more info...I'm too tired to write about it right now.

Wanna know something about me?  I love blonde jokes! (especially corny ones)
Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.

Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".

Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.

Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.

Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q .. How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.



I'll follow yall when we get back from our trip!  Thanks for visiting me!

11 comments:

  1. Stopping by to say hi from FF! I am a new follower!

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  2. Cute jokes!
    I am a new follower from FF.
    Christine from Cute Stuff
    http://justicecwscutestuff.blogspot.com

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  3. Thanks for the jokes! Following from FF and praying for your brother in law!

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  4. I like the one about the diapers. I think that can apply to men, too! ha

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  5. Travel safely and wishing your brother-in-law gets well very soon.

    Thanks for linking up with Friday Follow. So glad you joined in this week and grabbed our button! I am a follower.

    ~ Lynn
    http://www.middayescapades.com

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  6. Stopping by from Friday Follow to say Hi! I already following and hope you are having great week - can't believe another week has gone by!

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  7. I love jokes like that, too. I'll be curious to hear more about your BIL's prognosis. Travel safely :)

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  8. Hey Christy! Thanks for stopping by at the Five Moms Blog. Blondie jokes are funny. Thank goodness I'm a brunette :o). Best wishes to you and your family. Hope your BIL feels better.

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  9. Stopping by from "Friday Follow".

    ethertonphotography.blogspot.com

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  10. LOL! I too love a good blonde joke, they rank right up there with the Ole & Lena jokes that are so often told here in Minnesota.

    Stopping by on the Friday Follow blog hop. Just became a follower. Have a good weekend.

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  11. how do you drown a blond? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

    why did the blond get fired from the m and m factory? because she kept throwing out the "w's" ;)

    as a blond... my favorite blond joke was...

    Why are there so many blond jokes?
    because red heads and brunettes don't have anything better to do on Friday and Saturday nights! ;) priceless!

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