From now on ... I'm going to write all my blog posts like the President's speeches ... vague and undefined --
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Instead, what has defined us as a nation since our founding is the capacity to shape our destiny, our determination to fight for the America we want for our children. Even if we're unsure exactly what that looks like, even if we don't yet precisely know how we're going to get there, we know we'll get there."
Just kidding ... I like having people enjoy reading what I write :-)
Last night when my husband came home an hour and a half early carrying a box I said --
C: "You're home early. What's up?"A: "I got fired. They gave me a box and told me to go home."(side note -- this is about as much warning we had when Andrew lost his job last October due to his position being replaced by a computer)C: (my heart rate practically tripled) "Oh my gosh, are you serious"A: "No. I don't feel good. I think I ate some rotten lettuce."C: "I'm sorry, I hope you feel better. Can I get anything for you."
WIMTS -- That was not funny! You practically gave me a heart attack! I remember when you lost your job on no notice when I was 8 months pregnant, and I don't think enough time has passed. Grrrr ... stupid boy with his stupid jokes.
--Yeah ... I'm pretty gullible and he really got me good!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Just because I feel like ... I wanna play a game!6 Truths and 1 LieRules -- I'm going to list 7 statements below ... 6 of them will be true, 1 is a lie and you get to guess which one is the lie.
- I have tendinitis in my wrists from playing handbells
- I broke my ankle as a child on Christmas Eve
- I work in an immunology lab even though I failed immunology in college
- I'm one of the few Southerners who don't like Sweet Tea or Coke
- We moved to Nashville because I got a job at Vanderbilt
- The diamond in my ring is my Mother-in-law's diamond from the ring my Father-in-law proposed with
- The year after I graduated, they removed my degree from Auburn
Have fun guessing! oh and you should totally follow me because I'll revel the answer little by little throughout the rest of the week!
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I would have fallen for that, too- and been so mad!
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing #1.
I'm NOT good at guessing, so I will leave that fun to someone else! :P Thanks for playing WIMTS I would have freaked, (if I was married and all) lol. <3 you!
ReplyDeleteMike could never play a joke on me like that because I know him well enough he would have freaked the crap out! Plus he's a cop and they just don't give you a box and tell you you're fired. I think #1 is a fib.
ReplyDeletei would have kicked his butt lol!!
ReplyDeleteuhmm i say #4 is a lie
Oh my goodness, I would have been sooo mad at my hubby if he did that
ReplyDeleteyou should've clobbered him with that box...
ReplyDeleteI think it's the handbells statement that is not true. I have NEVER met anyone who actually plays those things. Looks cool on your resume though. :) Rosemary
ReplyDeleteTY so much for playing with us this week.. and I am a new follower.. Brittany knows all these cool people lol. I would have KILLED my hubby well probably not but he woulda prayed for death lol.. IF you watch my vlog you would know what would be cming outta my head at him..
ReplyDeleteI am gonna say #7 is a lie..
Oh lawd, you crack me up (and I can put that little Auburn thing aside and tell you that I now ♥ you).
ReplyDeleteSeriously, you didn't hurt him over that joke??? NOT funny. :D
Ok, #1 is just wacky enough to be true. I'm going to guess that #6 is the lie.
#5! #5!
ReplyDeleteI woulda been so mad at him. Good for you for remaining so sweet. And I think its #1
ReplyDeleteI guess #6. And Andrew is a turd for that joke!
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