Talkin' to ...

Brittany at Not Your Average Teen has a new meme which is perfect for me because I was going to write on this anyways!  Having her meme is just the perfect way to make me do it :-)

It's easy ... just share some of the conversations you have had lately!

Leah: "Mommy, aren't you happy to go see your Daddy?"

Me: "We are not going to see my daddy..."

Leah: "Uh huh, he's at work"

Me: "Leah, who is my daddy?"

Leah (super serious): "Andrew"

Leah talks with a slight lisp ... something I think I would describe as a 'little kid' lisp, so when she told me "I don't want dinner.  I want snacks."...I heard "I want sex"

Leah will come running around the corner, give me a hug, and say "I love you too, Mommy"

This conversation happened last Thursday night with Andrew ...

so, Andrew pulled / strained something ... I suggested he should put something warm on it

Me: "You could put hot water on a towel and rest it on your quad"

Andrew: "but then I would have to pee..."

Me: "What?"

Andrew: "You know ... you have to pee when hot water touches you ... like when you get in the shower, or the pool."

Me: "You pee in the pool???!!!???"

Andrew: "Yeah! Doesn't everybody?  Kids pee in the pool so I figure if I'm sitting in pee, might as well pee too."

I died laughing ... and since I was sitting at the computer ... I tweeted that he pees in the pool

which caused this conversation

Andrew: "Did you just tweet that I pee-ed in the pool?"

Me: "Yup"

Andrew: "You can't tweet that!"

Me: "Why not?  It's funny ... and you said everybody pees in the pool."

Andrew: "but people will see that!  So, like if you died then I wouldn't be able to find a date because you tweeted that I pee in the pool.  Your kids won't have a mom because you tweeted that"

and I laughed again ... and grilled him on why he is trying to find a date the day after I died, lol!

my tweets --

1. quote from Andrew: "I figure if I'm swimming in pee might as well pee too"Thu Jul 15 2010 23:09:59 (Central Daylight Time) via web
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2. "Your kids may not be able to have a new mother because you tweeted about me peeing in the pool" really Andrew? is this normal guy logic?Thu Jul 15 2010 23:07:38 (Central Daylight Time) via web
3. and then he just told me 'you can't tweet that b/c if you die tomorrow I may not be able to find a girl b/c you wrote that'11:06 PM Jul 15th via web
4. my husband just told me he pees in the pool ... and he says it is normal! who else pees in the pool?11:06 PM Jul 15th via web