It's easy ... just share some of the conversations you have had lately!
Leah: "Mommy, aren't you happy to go see your Daddy?"
Me: "We are not going to see my daddy..."
Leah: "Uh huh, he's at work"
Me: "Leah, who is my daddy?"
Leah (super serious): "Andrew"
Leah talks with a slight lisp ... something I think I would describe as a 'little kid' lisp, so when she told me "I don't want dinner. I want snacks."...I heard "I want sex"
Leah will come running around the corner, give me a hug, and say "I love you too, Mommy"
This conversation happened last Thursday night with Andrew ...
so, Andrew pulled / strained something ... I suggested he should put something warm on it
Me: "You could put hot water on a towel and rest it on your quad"
Andrew: "but then I would have to pee..."
Andrew: "You know ... you have to pee when hot water touches you ... like when you get in the shower, or the pool."
Me: "You pee in the pool???!!!???"
Andrew: "Yeah! Doesn't everybody? Kids pee in the pool so I figure if I'm sitting in pee, might as well pee too."
I died laughing ... and since I was sitting at the computer ... I tweeted that he pees in the pool
which caused this conversation
Andrew: "Did you just tweet that I pee-ed in the pool?"
Andrew: "You can't tweet that!"
Me: "Why not? It's funny ... and you said everybody pees in the pool."
Andrew: "but people will see that! So, like if you died then I wouldn't be able to find a date because you tweeted that I pee in the pool. Your kids won't have a mom because you tweeted that"
and I laughed again ... and grilled him on why he is trying to find a date the day after I died, lol!
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